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ozdevil
13-12-2005, 10:44 PM
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them, to give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?



cheers
OZ

grant
14-12-2005, 10:37 AM
mmmmm you clearly have too much tim eon your hands.

g./

Hewie
15-12-2005, 12:16 AM
WELL ???????????????????? Come on Oz ...................
:roll: :roll:

......... What did it say :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

ozdevil
15-12-2005, 08:32 AM
not sure what it said hewie

I never recieved the email

i was hoping one of you guys were able to tell me


vheers
OZ

Steve-G
15-12-2005, 09:35 AM
I'll give you a hint, keep close to your boat.and wear WET weather gear.

Good luck. :(

How come I'm the only one I know that got the E-mail. :oops:

grant
15-12-2005, 11:45 AM
and god lives in South Australia - adelaide to b precise city of churches.